Friday, June 7, 2013

The Unhappiest of Birthdays…


             

           First on behalf of this blog I would like to send a Happy Belated Birthday to Natalya. I’m sure despite everything her birthday was wonderful. Check Instagram if you don’t believe me. I’m not much a bobsledder or a person to go anywhere nears a zip line but she seemed to be having fun. So... on Raw we see Divas. And not just any Divas… we see the Total Divas. First we see Tons of Funk with their funkalicious dancers Naomi and Cameron. Two total Divas. And then behind them we see Natalya dancing away. Three total Divas! The Great Khali and Tons of Funk gearing up for a match. They are going against the Three Man Band. You never realize what you are watching until you actually have to type it up. A group called Tons of Funk versus a band of misfits. One would wonder why we are seeing a match with these six random people. Well we are lucky enough to see an extra special clip from earlier in the day or like ten minutes before we got this show on the road.  Heath Slater wanted a piece of Natalya’s perfectly pink frosted cake. It’s Natalya’s birthday so if she doesn’t want to share with a loser she shouldn’t have too! Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre couldn’t take a hint and Heath does the unthinkable. He takes Natalya’s cake and pushes it into Hornswoggle’s face. Way to ruin a cake and good job to you. But alas we get redemption. 3MB loses and the winning team and total Divas celebrate. After this dancing celebration we are introduced to the wonderful singing styles of Natalya’s Punjabi Playboy, The Great Khali. I think he sang her happy birthday. If he didn’t we will just pretend he did. And our glowing 3rd generation diva looks ecstatic and happy. That wasn’t the happy ending we all desired for the 3G diva. A matrix of evil ruined her birthday.
 I guess we can call them just for today evil twin spawn Nikki and Brie Bella.  We all must understand that The Bellas are the greatest bitches existing in WWE. No one is playing a bitch better and it helps that there is two of them. Have any of you been taunted by twin bitches? My guess is no. If you have I think you feel Natalya’s pain. Natalya and her bff Kaitlyn (who is not a total diva at all) are facing the Total Divas Nikki and Brie Bella. I feel like after seeing all five ladies I must watch the show. Hey WWE, stop sending me subliminal messages! The Bellas win (don’t feel like recapping the match not about that life) and you would think that the match would be over. Natalya is pinned and The Bellas get to shake their booties back up the ramp. But as Twin Bitches, they can’t let it go. So one slaps the taste out of Natalya’s mouth, I would like to call this the insult. Then to add we hear a rendition of “Happy Birthday” fit for a loser. This singing is the injury.  The Bella Twins cannot sing at all. My ears and my heart hurt at this moment. The Queen of Harts was in the ring crying on her birthday. So not only did she lose she has to cry. I’m also convinced that she went up the ramp and enjoyed the rest of her birthday.Maybe Nikki and Brie bought Nattie something for her birthday.  I understand fact and fiction or in this case reality versus storyline.
             After seeing all five stars of Total Divas and no promo I feel like I have to see this show even more. They aren’t forcing it down my throat yet, like that damn WWE App. If you follow all of these women on Instagram or Twitter you will see that they are still filming. Recently, Natalya and Nikki Bella went shopping. I’m so interested in that part. Cameron was a sick Funkadactyl but she put on her red bottoms and filmed. I think the possibilities are endless for this show. And right now as they gear up for a premiere I wonder what else WWE has up their sleeves. Will we see Team (insert name here) shirts? I would buy a Team Natalya shirt in all seriousness. Will we see Eva Marie and Jojo hanging with Natalya on her birthday? Who knows! The longer I wait these ideas will just swarm in my head with no consequences.  My ultimate hope in my wacky mind is that… I’ll just save it for next time.

 With warm regards,
The Total Divas Blogger 

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