First
on behalf of this blog I would like to send a Happy Belated Birthday to Natalya. I’m sure despite everything her birthday was wonderful. Check
Instagram if you don’t believe me. I’m not much a bobsledder or a person to go
anywhere nears a zip line but she seemed to be having fun. So... on Raw we see
Divas. And not just any Divas… we see the Total Divas. First we see Tons of
Funk with their funkalicious dancers Naomi and Cameron. Two total Divas. And
then behind them we see Natalya dancing away. Three total Divas! The Great
Khali and Tons of Funk gearing up for a match. They are going against the Three
Man Band. You never realize what you are watching until you actually have to
type it up. A group called Tons of Funk versus a band of misfits. One would wonder
why we are seeing a match with these six random people. Well we are lucky
enough to see an extra special clip from earlier in the day or like ten minutes
before we got this show on the road. Heath Slater wanted a piece of
Natalya’s perfectly pink frosted cake. It’s Natalya’s birthday so if she
doesn’t want to share with a loser she shouldn’t have too! Heath Slater, Jinder
Mahal and Drew McIntyre couldn’t take a hint and Heath does the unthinkable. He
takes Natalya’s cake and pushes it into Hornswoggle’s face. Way to ruin a cake
and good job to you. But alas we get redemption. 3MB loses and the winning team
and total Divas celebrate. After this dancing celebration we are introduced to
the wonderful singing styles of Natalya’s Punjabi Playboy, The Great Khali. I
think he sang her happy birthday. If he didn’t we will just pretend he did. And
our glowing 3rd generation diva looks ecstatic and happy. That wasn’t the happy
ending we all desired for the 3G diva. A matrix of evil ruined her birthday.
I guess we can call them just for today evil
twin spawn Nikki and Brie Bella. We all must understand that The Bellas
are the greatest bitches existing in WWE. No one is playing a bitch better and
it helps that there is two of them. Have any of you been taunted by twin
bitches? My guess is no. If you have I think you feel Natalya’s pain. Natalya and
her bff Kaitlyn (who is not a total diva at all) are facing the Total Divas
Nikki and Brie Bella. I feel like after seeing all five ladies I must watch the
show. Hey WWE, stop sending me subliminal messages! The Bellas win (don’t feel
like recapping the match not about that life) and you would think that the
match would be over. Natalya is pinned and The Bellas get to shake their
booties back up the ramp. But as Twin Bitches, they can’t let it go. So one
slaps the taste out of Natalya’s mouth, I would like to call this the insult.
Then to add we hear a rendition of “Happy Birthday” fit for a loser. This singing is the injury. The Bella
Twins cannot sing at all. My ears and my heart hurt at this moment. The Queen
of Harts was in the ring crying on her birthday. So not only did she lose she
has to cry. I’m also convinced that she went up the ramp and enjoyed the rest
of her birthday.Maybe Nikki and Brie bought Nattie something for her birthday. I understand fact and fiction or in this case reality versus
storyline.
After seeing all five stars of Total Divas and no promo I feel like I have to see this show even more. They aren’t forcing it down my throat yet, like that damn WWE App. If you follow all of these women on Instagram or Twitter you will see that they are still filming. Recently, Natalya and Nikki Bella went shopping. I’m so interested in that part. Cameron was a sick Funkadactyl but she put on her red bottoms and filmed. I think the possibilities are endless for this show. And right now as they gear up for a premiere I wonder what else WWE has up their sleeves. Will we see Team (insert name here) shirts? I would buy a Team Natalya shirt in all seriousness. Will we see Eva Marie and Jojo hanging with Natalya on her birthday? Who knows! The longer I wait these ideas will just swarm in my head with no consequences. My ultimate hope in my wacky mind is that… I’ll just save it for next time.
With warm regards,
The Total Divas Blogger
After seeing all five stars of Total Divas and no promo I feel like I have to see this show even more. They aren’t forcing it down my throat yet, like that damn WWE App. If you follow all of these women on Instagram or Twitter you will see that they are still filming. Recently, Natalya and Nikki Bella went shopping. I’m so interested in that part. Cameron was a sick Funkadactyl but she put on her red bottoms and filmed. I think the possibilities are endless for this show. And right now as they gear up for a premiere I wonder what else WWE has up their sleeves. Will we see Team (insert name here) shirts? I would buy a Team Natalya shirt in all seriousness. Will we see Eva Marie and Jojo hanging with Natalya on her birthday? Who knows! The longer I wait these ideas will just swarm in my head with no consequences. My ultimate hope in my wacky mind is that… I’ll just save it for next time.
With warm regards,
The Total Divas Blogger
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